SIS BOOM BAH! During the debate over a bill to designate the frontier
chuck wagon as the "official state vehicle", Texas State Senators got a
bit out of hand. The bill's sponsor, Kel Seliger of Amarillo, was upset
that fellow lawmakers weren't taking his bill seriously, interrupting
him with silly questions ("Should we call it the Charles Wagon?" and
"Can we also designate the low-rider as the official state urban
vehicle?") When yet another senator was about to interrupt with his own
one-liner, Seliger fumed, "I've already yielded more than a cheerleader
at a drive-in!" The entire chamber went silent, not believing he would
diss the revered cheerleaders of the state. Seliger later blamed
"incipient Tourette's syndrome" for his outburst, and suggested "the
next bill I do will be for motherhood." (Austin American-Statesman)
...Isn't that pretty much what already happens when the cheerleaders
"yield"?
